I'm a non-descript mildly pudgy, late 30's, middle of the road white dude, with random scruffy facial hair and a fear of wild dogs. I would describe myself as intelligent, mostly creative and potentially funny, but ... not quite. I like to cook and I like to play with computers, but … it could be said that I'm not great at either. I also like to write. I like to tinker and read. I'm a bit of a Jack of all Trades, but … a Master of None.